Farewell, Ogden Nash Equilibrium

You may have hoid

I dumped my droid

into a garbage can I found (using Google Voice Search) on the corner of –– Voice Search: Cue the Brooklyn accent!! –– 33rd

and Seventh.

I'm in heaventh.

There it lay,

Pleading as I walked away

"process.android.email not responding: Force Quit or Close?"

So it goes.