Break through at Large Hadron Collider

A quantum tunnel time model was today for the first time in the history tested out by the Large Hadron Collider. It proved that continuous delta hedging perfectly works. And not only under the theoretical fantasy assumptions of continuous time hedging but also for discrete time hedging.

Stocks where accelerated with much higher energy than ever before in the history, reaching close to the speed of light. This made it possible to tunnel through time in even distributed annual time steps. By setting Delta t to discrete time steps exactly one year apart the experiment proved it was possible to hedge away all the risk. And also risk neutrality went into a perfect equilibrium.

Strangely enough some unexpected counter-intuitive results also showed up. If Delta t was moved 1 day backward going from 31 of March to 31 of March each year then the model failed to remove risk. Also if Delta t was moved one day forward the model was blowing up and some people were even afraid it would cause a micro-black-hole that could suck up the whole earth.

Why it worked with annual time steps only from this day should be further investigated!