I Went To The Best Place In The World
Whether or not most NYU MBAs suffer from "Columbia envy" (a waste of time if you ask me; they should instead be busy congratulating themselves for having attended one of the best educational institutions on the planet) does not directly concern me as a graduate from NYU´s B-school. For you see, I did a Master of Science (Stats + Finance), not an MBA. And that´s why I know that I will never feel academically second to any of NYU´s academic rivals, Columbia included. For one simple reason: the program I attended was the best one in the world at what it did. Top of the tops.
I chose NYU´s MS because 1) I was looking for a quantitative finance program (as I wanted to go into derivatives and to differentiate myself), 2) I was looking for a leading business school (as the resources and social and professional opportunities are way superior), 3) I wanted to be in NYC (for the obvious social, cultural, and career reasons). NYU Stern was the only institution that guaranteed that glorious triad. And that´s why I chose to go there. No other quant finance program in the world could offer that unbeatable combination of top b-school, Manhattanism, and Wall Street. No other quant finance program could beat NYU Stern´s offering. I enrolled in a peerless, unbeatable program.
Such course of action on my part has delivered me tons of positives ever since. Following my recent encounter with the Americans, I have discovered a new, hitherto undiscovered, advantage: whenever someone brings up their Columbia (or Harvard, or Wharton, or MIT) affiliation I, unlike perhaps many other NYU grads, can´t succumb to the temptation of inferiority. I know perfectly well that my program was superior to all the competing alternatives. And that´s why I feel, now more that ever, awesomely proud of my NYU affiliation. It´s just nice to be able to claim that you went for the best, second to none.
(Of course, this topic is less than insultingly relevant in the cold hard real world of manly work. I live by the motto that "movement is demonstrated by walking", so I don´t care much where one went to school when it comes to professional undertakings. Hey, I don´t much care whether one went to school at all. Perhaps, as Malcolm Gladwell suggests, we should be forced to entirely erase our academic history from our resumes!)


